Dear Mommy and Me Swimming Class Mom--
Don't frickin' wear a
tiny bikini to class. We get it. You are hot and probably worked hard to get
back in shape post-partum. Brava! Go you! However, the majority of us are still
a bit squodgy and lumpy with baby weight (is it still "baby weight" two years later?). You're just making us look bad. Please
invest in a tankini and save the bikini for the fabulous tropical vacation I
imagine you go on every year. With your trainer.
His name is D'Angelo. He's 22.
Thanks!
Mama C
A-frickin-men.
ReplyDeleteOMG. I remember saying that during my ODD's first swim lessons! Man, that chick made me want to puke- but she was the sweetest person. It was hard to hate her. Dang it.
ReplyDeleteSeriously?! I really can't believe it. Who would do that?
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