Friday, May 17, 2013

Dear Mommy & Me Moms

Dear Mommy and Me Swimming Class Mom--
Don't frickin' wear a tiny bikini to class. We get it. You are hot and probably worked hard to get back in shape post-partum. Brava! Go you! However, the majority of us are still a bit squodgy and lumpy with baby weight (is it still "baby weight" two years later?). You're just making us look bad. Please invest in a tankini and save the bikini for the fabulous tropical vacation I imagine you go on every year.

With your trainer.

His name is D'Angelo. He's 22.


Mama C


  1. OMG. I remember saying that during my ODD's first swim lessons! Man, that chick made me want to puke- but she was the sweetest person. It was hard to hate her. Dang it.

  2. Seriously?! I really can't believe it. Who would do that?